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World of Walmart

I used to genuinely love going to Walmart. walking around, and seeing... stuff. I still do, but it's more out of being a glutton for...

I've never had it so good...

I sit here and I'm wondering... how did it ever get this good? I live in a house. Not a crappy apartment. Not my parents' house. My...

Pop Quiz, Hot Shot...

I saw a thing on Facebook today. It was a question put forth by a car company. What does the color of your car say about you? I have...

Atlas Shrugged and Said, "meh... I'm Going to Play Xbox."

Art credit: http://sorincrecens.deviantart.com/art/Atlas-Drops-the-World-160880546 I'm not here to change the world. This blog isn't here...

A Grammar Nazi am I...?

I've been accused of being a Grammar Nazi. By friends. Now I don't do the whole trolling Facebook posts hoping to find a "your" where a...

Whataburger Pies: Dangerous, but Worth the Wait...

I just went to Whataburger and one of the things I ordered was an apple pie. The girl over the speaker told me that it'd be a 6 minute...

Pet Reaper...

Art Credit: http://www.wordseye.com/view-picture/30973 Recently it came to pass that my parents had to get rid of their dog. Guess who...

Bless You. Asshole...

I hate being told, "bless you." One, I hate having unwanted attention drawn to myself, and two... We are a pretty advanced society...

Feathery Friends...

Anyway, I was having lunch today in Port Aransas (like that transition as if it’s a continuation of something else?) and some grackles...

Sleep Lying...

I don't know if you do this, but if someone calls me while I'm asleep, I lie about being asleep. Not, like, at normal times when I should...