I saw a thing on Facebook today. It was a question put forth by a car company. What does the color of your car say about you? I have answers.
If your car is new, the color of your car might say that you like that color. Or the color was tolerable enough that you chose it because the dealer didn't have the color you actually wanted in stock. Or you begrudgingly accepted the color because you'd sooner bite off your own big toe before waiting two weeks to cruise in your new whip (jazzed it up for the kids).
If your car is used, it probably said you decided on a car that the dealer had only one make and model of. Unless you're one of those people that will take any car as long as it is a certain color. To those people I say, "Way to roll them dice, baby."
People get too wound up in these dumb online quizzes. Or at least I assume they do because I still see them all the time. What kind of cheesecake are you? What are you doing with that information? You putting that on a resume?
What are your qualifications?
I am proficient in Excel and Word.
Any special skills?
I am a chocolate Turtle cheesecake.
Can you start right now?
Also I've been classified as a Camaro and Han Solo's blaster.
OMG! We can pay you retroactively two weeks!
There is so much useless knowledge out there for consumption. God knows I have a quite a collection of that. Fraggle Rock roster, anyone? Anyway, these stupid quizzes aren't hurting anybody, I guess.