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Those of You with Weak Constitutions Should Skip This...


One day I was driving with my friend and I stopped at Walmart to get gas. I have the thing that gives me 10¢ off per gallon. Because I... be... BALLIN' like dat! Anyway, I was pumping gas and did the math. Never do the math. After I was done, I got back in my trucklet (I drive a Hyundai Santa Cruz. Another thing for another gripe. I love it doh) and looked my friend in the eyes and said...

Getting that discount makes me feel like I'm sucking my own dick.

My friend, befuddled, but with me said...

You know... That makes sense...

Thus I continued...

Because I feel really good, like I'm really doing something. Really achieving something, but in all actuality, I'm about to cum in my own mouth.

So there's a thing you can't unread. But now you have a peachy keeno nifty analogy to shock a pearl clutcher with. So... You're welcome for that. And shouldn't analogy be the study of anuses? Ani? Things anal in nature? Anyway, I'm sure I warned you in the title, so this is a little bit your fault.


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