Christmas Music, Like Whipped Cream, Isn't That Appealing After You Eat A Whole Tub of it. Despi
- Dec 21, 2018
- 1 min read

I've been accused of being a grinch. All because I don't just love, love, luuuv Christmas music. We have a radio station that plays Christmas music all day, every day for about the entire month of December. And that's fine. I really don't have a problem with Christmas music and actually kinda like it. To a point. I hear it in store, fine. I hear it in commercials, fine. Shows? Fine. And once in a while on the radio, okay. On my way to work, in the truck at work, in the shop at work, in the grocery store, and in a restaurant? Neh. And then on TV? Wuuut? No. That's way too damned much.
And then there's the modern Christmas songs by the soulful singers that take the idea of a Christmas song stuff it with sap and vibrato to the point where it's just any other song with a Santa hat slapped on it. Christmas songs are like pizza rolls. Small, tasty, and have all they need to have packed in them. You can't go stuffing whole avacados into them. They are short, usually upbeat, but still meaningful to the season.
Have a nice Christmas and keep in in December, errbahdaaaayyyyyy...

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