I think I have figured out what will happen to me if I wind up in purgatory. My purgatory experience will be me walking around Walmart just looking at things and putting them back down. Because I wouldn't ever have enough money to actually buy anything, so I'm just there like, "Huh. This looks cool." and then walk away to the next thing. And I'll never know how much time has passed because, just like in real life, Walmart won't have any clocks or windows. You know, like a casino.